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Mon, 20 May 2013 00:30:25 -0400

toraiton2: Senhime Zesshou Symphogear

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:30:31 -0400

toraiton2:

Senhime Zesshou Symphogear

starsandbars3: she has to be doin a lot of other drugs if her...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:19:57 -0400

starsandbars3:

she has to be doin a lot of other drugs if her fuckin dog is talkin to her

botoxheart: pleatedjeans: Six seconds well spent. It was. It...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:31:56 -0400

botoxheart:

pleatedjeans:

Six seconds well spent.

It was. It was.

hootaloo: bowrll: mortisreptus: fireskink: sweet-bitsy: allt...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:31:11 -0400

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

sweet-bitsy:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

Signal boost

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:30:11 -0400

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aduhm: closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:29:07 -0400

aduhm:

closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger

vermillons: anchorsinastorm : I have a silent friendship with so many of you omg we never talk...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:29:02 -0400

vermillons:

anchorsinastorm :

I have a silent friendship with so many of you omg we never talk but we always like/reblog each other and I just love you from a distance jkdhgd.

rubeitalloverme: me with shiny pokemon

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:28:32 -0400

rubeitalloverme:

me with shiny pokemon

bluepikmin: blaze it

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:24:27 -0400

bluepikmin:

blaze it

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:24:11 -0400

royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months....

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:22:33 -0400

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:18:08 -0400

if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men

paynenvy: hahry: should i do homework or burn my school the first one sounds like a lot of work

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:17:45 -0400

paynenvy:

hahry:

should i do homework or burn my school

the first one sounds like a lot of work

allsignspointtowestchester: tyleroakley: “Dog Cries While...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:17:04 -0400

allsignspointtowestchester:

tyleroakley:

“Dog Cries While Watching The Lion King”

C R Y I N G

kenway: last quarter of the school year more like

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:15:27 -0400

kenway:

last quarter of the school year more like

youngblackandvegan: finalblessing: will smith everybody he’s...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:14:25 -0400

youngblackandvegan:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

he’s just so proud

"To wish you were someone else is to waste the person you are."

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:13:25 -0400

“To wish you were someone else is to waste the person you are.”

- Kurt Cobain (via doctor-sus)

theemptyholmes: theemptyholmes: theemptyholmes: If you ever think your life is bad just remember...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:13:05 -0400

theemptyholmes:

theemptyholmes:

theemptyholmes:

If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her

She knows

She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you

thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:12:39 -0400

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever