aduhm: closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger
vermillons: anchorsinastorm : I have a silent friendship with so many of you omg we never talk but we always like/reblog each other and I just love you from a distance jkdhgd.
rubeitalloverme: me with shiny pokemon
royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
paynenvy: hahry: should i do homework or burn my school the first one sounds like a lot of work
kenway: last quarter of the school year more like
To wish you were someone else is to waste the person you are.– Kurt Cobain (via doctor-sus)
theemptyholmes: theemptyholmes: theemptyholmes: If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her She knows She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
pink-in-the-afternoon: cheerleaderblaines: Jennifer Lawrence is like a Tumblr user who somehow went outside and got famous and now she’s just confused
themasterslover: a-bipolar-bear: david-tennant-omg: tunoeresdarks: i just made some sort natural of mp3 player charger??? using only fruits and copper and and it worked i mean look at this fucking thing IT’S CHARGING you’re either a complete genius or you should be burnt at the stake… so should i start carrying fruits with me to class so i can charge my ipad? i swear if we...
thats-slightly-raven: spoken-not-written: thats-slightly-raven: My brother was trusted to go shopping for the first time yesterday and he bought 39 loaves of bread because it was on offer so now our kitchen is just full of a fuckton of bread and we have nowhere to put any of it because our freezer is full, my house is like a shitty math problem right now. oh crumbs. I swear to god.
thebigbadwerewolf: omgtsn: dont-argue-with-your-serperior: 3ds more like $200 pokemon machine you spelled animal crossing wrong yeah I think they meant monster hunter device
savingpeopledoingmoosestuff: acetrainerghirahim: am I the only person who doesn’t wash their hair every day cause when I tell people I don’t wash my hair every day they look at me like I’m some disgusting hobo Fun Fact: Washing your hair everyday can lead to early hair loss. You hair needs to distribute it’s natural oils to remain healthy.
daddyfuckedme: wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles