zvingles:

天羽奏

(via pizza)

pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

(via orbitalferrets)

sinkslowthroughthenotes:

robbieggg:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

I’m not sure but I think I just accidentally created a legendary Pokemon

This is the first one I’ve reblogged, but I love all these. Either they’re awesome, or fucking hilarious. 

This ones my favourite.

(via suitofcards)

omocat:

NEON GENESIS EVANGELION // 新世紀エヴァンゲリオン

#1 - 4

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congratulations!

(via suitofcards)

(via dana2227)

(Source: kanade2000)

toraiton2:

Senhime Zesshou Symphogear

starsandbars3:

she has to be doin a lot of other drugs if her fuckin dog is talkin to her

(via valerious-archer)

botoxheart:

pleatedjeans:

Six seconds well spent.

It was. It was.

(via processing-error)

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

sweet-bitsy:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

Signal boost

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

(Source: babylizard, via processing-error)

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(via vivaine)

aduhm:

closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger

(via allsignspointtowestchester)

vermillons:

anchorsinastorm :

I have a silent friendship with so many of you omg we never talk but we always like/reblog each other and I just love you from a distance jkdhgd.

(via processing-error)

rubeitalloverme:

me with shiny pokemon

(Source: youtube.com)